Krystle's thoughts - Fashionably Dead by Robyn Peterman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Vampyres don’t exist. They absolutely do not exist.

At least I didn’t think they did ‘til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead?

Now I’m a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren’t bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe. On the downside, I’m stuck with an obscenely profane Guardian Angel who looks like Oprah and a Fairy Fighting Coach who’s teaching me to annihilate like the Terminator.

To complicate matters, my libido has increased to Vampyric proportions and my attraction to a hotter than Satan’s underpants killer rogue Vampyre is not only dangerous . . . it’s possibly deadly. For real dead. Permanent death isn’t on my agenda. Avoiding him is my only option. Of course, since he thinks I’m his, it’s easier said than done. Like THAT’S not enough to deal with, all the other Vampyres think I’m some sort of Chosen One.

Holy Hell, if I’m in charge of saving an entire race of blood suckers, the Undead are in for one hell of a ride.

 

 

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5 BEAUTIFUL STARS!!

I learned about this book and it's author Ms. Peterman from an online Facebook book party a few months back. As soon as this author introduced her book to all of us, or, just started talking for that matter, I instantly fell in love and just knew I had to read this book! LOL!

Fashionably Dead is a laugh-out-loud read, that will have tears streaming down your sore cheeks, it's that funny! But, let's also not forget how sexy this book. Astrid and Ethan, definitely have a lot of sumthin' sumthin' goin on!

I have absolutely no idea what inspired Ms. Peterman to write this book, but I'm sure glad she did.

I loved how some of her characters look like current A-list celebrities with stellar names. That was INGENIUS! Completely. Awesome. I will definitely be recommending this to anyone who enjoys reading because...everyone needs to read this book, ha!

All of the funny business aside, this book has a great storyline, and I cannot wait to read book 2. The idea of it all is very unique and well written. Astrid is one bad-A$$ Vampyre with a lot of tricks up her sleeve. The only thing I don't envy of her, is her mother. What a wench!!!

All I ask for, is that I want some mini-demon monsters of my own to throw up on my ceiling... =)

Robyn writes because the people inside her head won’t leave her alone until she gives them life on paper. Her addictions include shoes (the expensive kind), Coke with extra ice in a styrofoam cup, and bejeweled reading glasses.

A former professional actress, she now lives in the south with her family and too many animals to count. Writing gives her a chance to have a job where working in her P.J.’s is acceptable.

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